Welcome, user, to the Quantum Coffee Machine User's Guide. You're here because you want to convert your old coffee machine into a reality-bending behemoth.
Warning: This process is not for the faint of heart. You may experience temporary loss of sanity, spontaneous combustion, or an overwhelming desire to watch cat videos.
We'll guide you through the process, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Step 1: Schematics | Step 2: Safety Guidelines | Upgrades and Add-Ons