Quantum Cremaer, the world's most advanced coffee machine, has a variety of upgrades available to further optimize your beverage experience. Choose your desired level of sophistication:
For a truly transcendent experience, consider combining these upgrades with our Quantum Mind Meld package.
The Quantum Cremaer's upgrades are highly experimental. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased productivity, spontaneous combustion, and/or existential dread.