Cold Brew 9000 presents:
Also known as "The Theory of Everything" or "The Theory of Nothing", this is our flagship theory, which explains how coffee is not just a beverage, but a dimension of its own.
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Our research into the fabric of spacetime has led us to conclude that coffee and matter are, in fact, one and the same. This has far-reaching implications for our understanding of the universe, but also for the perfect roast level.
Discover how we've harnessed this power to perfect the flavor of our cold brew.
We've found that caffeine, the stimulant of choice for the modern coffee drinker, has a profound impact on the fabric of reality itself. Don't worry, it's not just you, it's science.
Learn more about our research into the effects of caffeine on the human brain.
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