Molecular Displacement Technology
We use the most advanced, completely-not-made-up technology to displace your coffee grounds into a state of quantum superposition, allowing you to have your coffee both ground and whole at the same time.
This is achieved through the use of our patented Displacer 3000, a machine that uses the principles of quantum entanglement and Schrödinger's cat to create an infinite number of coffee particles, each with its own unique properties and flavor profiles.
But don't just take our word for it! Read more about our Displacer 3000 in our technical specifications page.