Join us for the most unpredictable, reality-bending coffee shop experience in the multiverse!
Warning: Our coffee may contain particles that are simultaneously present and not present. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Side effects may include:
Philosophy will be discussed at your own risk.
Our coffee has been known to cause:
We're not really sure what causes it, but our scientists are on it.
Science will help you understand, but probably not.