Quantum Cooking Fails

A meringue pie, once perfectly poised to be the crowning glory of your holiday dinner, suddenly finds itself entangled with its own quantum mirror image, causing it to invert, rotate, and generally make a mess of your kitchen.

A sauce, carefully crafted to be a perfect reduction, suddenly finds itself in a state of superposition, existing in multiple places at once, including on the floor, the countertop, and the ceiling.

Fritters, meant to be crispy and golden, instead find themselves subject to random quantum fluctuations, turning from perfectly cooked to burnt and inedible in the span of 0.000001 seconds.