Warning: Do Not Attempt to Fix the Ribs
As you may know, our quantum entanglement has gone rogue. Ribs have been known to spontaneously combust, merge into a singularity, and reappear in unexpected dimensions. To prevent further chaos, we have established a RIB-SQUAD (Ribs Squad) to contain the crisis.
Disclaimer: The RIB-SQUAD is not responsible for any damage caused by rogue ribs. You have been warned.
For more information on quantum entanglement disasters, see our subpage: Quantum Entanglement Facts