Quantum Flapdoodle Experiment Plan, Phase 1

Objective: Create a machine that can turn thoughts into tangible reality

Phase 1: Design and build the Flapdoodle Engine, a machine that can translate brain activity into actual objects.

Sub-phase 1A: Develop the Flapdoodle Nerdification Protocol, a complex algorithm for decoding brain signals.

Sub-phase 1B: Assemble the Flapdoodle Physicalization Subsystem, a 3D printer that can turn the decoded signals into solid objects.

Estimated time to completion: 47 years, 3 months, 12 days.

Estimated budget: $10,000,000,000

Please do not attempt to use the Flapdoodle Engine for personal gain or nefarious purposes. We are a research institution, not a startup.

Quantum Flapdoodle Risks and Contraindications

Phase 2: Testing and Iteration
Phase 3: Deployment and Profit