Phase 1: Design and build the Flapdoodle Engine, a machine that can translate brain activity into actual objects.
Sub-phase 1A: Develop the Flapdoodle Nerdification Protocol, a complex algorithm for decoding brain signals.
Sub-phase 1B: Assemble the Flapdoodle Physicalization Subsystem, a 3D printer that can turn the decoded signals into solid objects.
Estimated time to completion: 47 years, 3 months, 12 days.
Estimated budget: $10,000,000,000
Please do not attempt to use the Flapdoodle Engine for personal gain or nefarious purposes. We are a research institution, not a startup.