Quantum Hazards: The Unpredictable Side Effects of Quantum Flapdoodle

Welcome to the Quantum Hazards wiki, where we document the unpredictable and often absurd side effects of Quantum Flapdoodle.

Common Hazards

Unpredictable Time Dilation: Time can appear to slow down or speed up at random intervals.
Causality Loops: Events can cause their own effects, leading to infinite recursion.
Quantum Flapdoodle Fatigue: Users may experience chronic dizziness, disorientation, and a general feeling of being lost in the timestream.

For more information on these and other hazards, see our Common Hazards page.

Quantum Flux: Users may experience sudden and unpredictable shifts in their physical appearance.
Event Horizon Collapse: Events can become trapped in an infinite loop, causing the fabric of space-time to become unstable.
Causal Inversion: Cause and effect become inverted, leading to paradoxes and logical contradictions.

For more information on these and other hazards, see our Less Common Hazards page.

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox: Users may experience uncertainty principle-induced existential crises.
Quantum Superposition: Events can exist in multiple states at once, leading to multiple parallel realities.
Wormhole Stabilization: Users may experience uncontrolled travel through wormholes, causing unpredictable distortions in space-time.

For more information on these and other hazards, see our Experimental Hazards page.

Please note that these hazards are not exhaustive and may change at any moment. Proceed with caution.