Here, the laws of physics are more like 'suggestions'. Doors open into other dimensions, walls shift like sandcastles in a hurricane, and the elevator is on fire.
Don't worry, though! Our staff is trained to handle the unpredictability. (Sort of.)
We have a range of amenities to make your stay as comfortable as possible:
- Randomly shifting doors leading to other floors
- Mysterious, unexplained noises in the walls
- A complimentary 'Maybe it's a toaster, maybe it's a time machine' breakfast buffet
Don't forget to ask about our 'Quantum Fluctuation Insurance' - it's only $50 a night, but covers all your 'what ifs'.