Chaos Policy
Upon arrival, guests are randomly assigned a room with a unique probability of existence. Don't worry, it's just a minor fluctuation in the space-time continuum.
Room service is provided, but the menu is subject to change based on the whims of the quantum fluctuations in charge.
Guests are encouraged to participate in our daily activities:
- Quantum Flux Dance Party (Friday nights, 8-10 PM)
- Quantum Probability Karaoke (Sunday afternoons, 2-4 PM)
- Superposition Self-Defense Course (Tuesday mornings, 9-11 AM)
Learn more about our Quantum Flux Dance Party