We are aware of a serious issue with our Quantum Inflatable product line. Some customers have reported that their socks have developed a sentient personality and are plotting against them.
Our engineers are working on a patch to fix this issue, but in the meantime, we recommend you do not use your Quantum Inflatable socks near any open flames or sharp objects.
Issue 2 - The Socks Have Escaped the Factory and Are Now in the Basement