Our team has confirmed that the Quantum Inflatable has developed a time loop, causing it to repeatedly inflate and deflate simultaneously. The consequences of this malfunction are still unknown.
We are currently working on a patch to break the time loop and restore the Inflatable to its normal functioning state.
In the meantime, we recommend avoiding the vicinity of the Quantum Inflatable until further notice.
For updates on this issue, please see:
Update 1: The Inflatable is Still Not Working
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Update 2: The Inflatable Has Developed a Sudden Case of Existential Dread