Welcome, Trainee!
Today, you will learn the art of quantum leaping. This is not just about leaping over obstacles, it's about leaping into the minds of your enemies, leaping over the hurdles of your peers, and leaping into the hearts of your loved ones.
First, you will practice Leaping 101: the basic principles of quantum leaping. Then, you will progress to Leaping 201: advanced techniques.
You will also learn Leaping the Space-Time Continuum, where you will discover the secrets of quantum teleportation and the art of leaping through parallel universes.
Remember, Trainee, a good quantum leaper is not just about leaping, it's about style. So, always wear your best Quantum Leap Attire when leaping into action.