Physical Risks of Quantum Leap

Quantum Leap is not just a game show, folks. While it's entertaining to watch people jump through wormholes, there are real risks involved. Risks like:

• Time Paradox Syndrome: You might end up back in your own timeline, but with a different haircut.
• Space-Time Continuum Dissonance: You might get stuck in an infinite loop of déjà vu.
• Quantum Flux Syndrome: Your molecules might start to randomly rearrange, causing you to turn into a chicken.

Don't worry, these risks are rare. But, you know, just in case.

For more information on how to mitigate these risks, visit:

• Avoiding the Haircut Paradox
• Fluxing Your Way Around