Quantum Braking: The Art of Slowing Down Time
Quantum Braking is the art of slowing down time. It's like, well, braking, but for time. You see, when you're quantum leaping, you tend to go a bit too fast, and that's where quantum braking comes in. It's all about applying the right amount of friction to slow down the fabric of space-time.
It's a delicate art, really. Too much friction, and you end up stuck in an infinite loop of reliving the same 5 seconds. Too little, and you'll never get the chance to appreciate the scenery.
So, how do you learn to Quantum Brake? Well, it takes practice, patience, and a healthy dose of quantum uncertainty. Try reading this book: