Quantum Entanglement Hazards: The Unseen Risks of Spooky Action

Caution: Entanglement is like that one weird aunt who always seems nice but might secretly kill you.
When particles get entangled, they're stuck together in a love-hate relationship that's as intense as it is unpredictable.
Be careful not to get too close, or you'll end up in an infinite loop of "I told you so" arguments.

Entanglement Hazards

• Quantum Fluctuations - Random changes in the probability of existence.
• Quantum Leaks - Uncontrollable data breaches.
• Quantum Entanglement Syndrome - A condition where particles get stuck in an eternal loop of "I'm stuck, you're stuck, we're all stuck" arguments.

Prevention and Treatment

Don't get too close to entangled particles. If you must interact, do so with caution.

Quantum Hazmat Suit - A special suit designed to protect you from entanglement-related harm.

Or, you know, just don't interact with them at all. It's not like it matters, anyway.