Quantum Teleportation: Because Who Needs a Plane Ticket, Right?

Quantum Teleportation Inc. (Q-Tech) is proud to offer you the chance to teleport anywhere in the world in just a few nanoseconds!

Using the latest advancements in wormhole technology, we can transport you to any address, no matter how remote or obscure.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Temporary disorientation upon arrival
• Unintentional teleportation to parallel universe
• Uncontrollable urge to sing show tunes

Don't worry, it's all worth it!