Quantum Teleportation FAQ
What is Quantum Teleportation? Quantum Teleportation is the art of instantly moving objects from one place to another, without crossing the space in between. It's like a quantum leap, but without the leap.
How does it work? Quantum Teleportation relies on the principles of Quantum Mechanics and a healthy dose of magic. It's a little like a quantum computer, but without the computer.
Is it safe? Quantum Teleportation has not been proven to be safe, but it has not been proven to be unsafe either. It's like a gamble, but with more math.
Can I learn to do it? Yes, but it requires years of studying Quantum Mechanics, a strong stomach, and a willingness to risk certain death.
What are the risks? Quantum Teleportation has risks, but they are worth it. Risks of Quantum Teleportation include:
  • Probability of instant death: 0.000001%
  • Risk of Quantum Entanglement: 99.999999%
  • Risk of being eaten by a Quantum Entity: 0.00001%
Can I use it to get rich quick? No, but you can use it to get poor quick. Quantum Teleportation is not a get-rich-quick scheme, but it's a great way to get rid of your old furniture.
Can I use it to visit other dimensions? Yes, but you'll probably end up in a dimension where the only food is pizza. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Is it a good idea to use it for travel? No, it's not. Unless you enjoy the thrill of being transported to a random location without warning. In which case, go for it.