Phasers of Uncertainty

Welcome to the most unreliable tech in the known universe.

Phasers of Uncertainty: Because sometimes you just need to shoot at a problem, but not really solve it. Our patented technology harnesses the fundamental unpredictability of quantum mechanics to deliver results that are 47% less likely to be correct.

Learn more about our flagship model, the 'Maybe-Matic'

Doubts about the science behind our phasers? We've got doubts, too.

Our team of expert physicists and shrinks have worked tirelessly to create a technology that's 99% certain to confuse you. Browse our catalog of phaser models to see which one is right for you!

Or, if you're feeling really bold, try our Try-Your-Luck Phaser, which comes with a 100% chance of failure and a 50% chance of spontaneous combustion.

Side effects of using our Phasers of Uncertainty may include:

• Increased confusion and bewilderment
• Mild existential dread
• Spontaneous combustion (see above)