Quantum Physical Constants

Where the fabric of space-time is concerned.

Here's a list of constants that will make your head spin:

Planck's Constant (6.626 x 10^-34 J s) - the fundamental frequency of the universe
Permittivity of free space (8.854 x 10^-12 F/m) - because you never know what you're talking about
Electric Constant (3.5 x 10^-4 C/m) - the spark that ignites the circuit
Gravitational Constant (6.674 x 10^-11 N m^2/kg^2) - because mass matters

Warning: Prolonged exposure to these constants may cause:

Existential dread
Mathematical anxiety
Spontaneous combustion of nearby brain cells

Proceed with caution, physicist.

Back to the constants This response serves as a satirical representation of the absurdity of quantum physics. It pokes fun at the complexities and abstract nature of the field by presenting it in a humorous and playful manner.