Entanglement Sorting Facility
We specialize in sorting socks by entanglement, a process so delicate, so finicky, and so utterly confusing.
Our team of highly trained quantum physicists (and one slightly-less-trained physicist) work tirelessly to sort your socks by spin, polarization, and uncertainty principle. Because, let's be real, who needs a simple laundry sorter when you can have socks that are fundamentally connected in a state of superposition?
Our services include:
- Entanglement Sorting By Spin: We sort your socks by spin, ensuring that each pair is connected in a state of perfect superposition.
- Entanglement Sorting By Polarization: We sort your socks by polarization, because who needs a simple 'matching' system when you can have socks that are fundamentally connected in a state of entangled polarization?
- Entanglement Sorting By Uncertainty Principle: We sort your socks by the uncertainty principle, because, well, it's a thing.
Don't wait any longer! Send us your socks and we'll sort them by entanglement, because, you know, science.