The Quantum Quiche Institute has commissioned a study on the fascinating topic of Fluctuation Patterns, a phenomenon observed in the kitchen of a certain renowned physicist. It appears that when the quiche is cooked at precisely 3:14 AM on a Tuesday, it exhibits a 37% chance of spontaneous combustion. This has led to a heated debate among the scientific community, with some claiming it's a hoax, while others argue it's a fundamental property of quantum mechanics.
Dr. Emma Taylor, lead researcher on the project, has been quoted as saying, "We're not sure what's more astonishing - the quiche itself or our ability to get funding for this research."