Quantum Socks Inc. proudly presents: the art of Entanglement Socks. Where the boundaries of reality are stretched, but so are the waistbands.
Our socks are so connected, you'll never want to separate them.
In a state of superposition, these socks are both on your feet and on the shelf. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.
Our non-locality socks are so connected, you'll never be alone. Unless you're in a closed system, then you're on your own.