Quantum Reality Bend Prophets

Method 37: The Bendy Mcbendface

Prophets who dare to bend the fabric of reality, but end up stuck in an infinite loop of recursion.

Warning: Do not try this method at home. Or do. We don't really care.

Side effects may include:

But hey, who needs a stable reality, right?

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