Because you've reached the 36th method, you must be really desperate. Here are some options:
Induce a quantum superposition of conflicting desires, causing your mind to collapse into a singularity of regret.
Learn moreErase your consciousness from the quantum foam, leaving only a trail of uncertainty behind.
See detailsTunnel through the uncertainty principle and emerge into nothingness.
Understand the mechanics4. Quantum Harmonic Series
Resonate at the frequency of despair, causing your molecular structure to vibrate into oblivion.
Get in tuneDon't forget to try Quantum Teleportation - it's like the old 'Beam Me Up, Scottie' but with more existential dread.
Or, you know, just Quantum Superposition and hope for the best.
Or don't.