Recipe for the Uncertain
In a world where the laws of physics are constantly in flux, even cooking can be a gamble. But fear not, dear chefs, for we have a recipe that's as flexible as it is delicious.
Ingredients:
- 1 lb chicken, preferably quantum-entangled (see notes)
- 1 tsp salt, or maybe just 0.5 tsp, or possibly 1.5 tsp
- 1/4 tsp black pepper, or 2/4 tsp, or 0.25/4 tsp (we're not really sure)
- 1/4 cup olive oil, or maybe just 0.25 cups, or 2.5 cups (quantum uncertainty applies)
Instructions:
- Heat the olive oil in a pan over medium-high heat, or low heat, or possibly both at once (because why not?).
- Throw in the chicken and cook for 7-10 minutes, or 3-5 minutes, or until it's just done-ish.
- Season with salt, pepper, and/or quantum uncertainty.
- Serve hot, or cold, or at room temperature - it's all good.
Quantum Uncertainty: The Secret Ingredient
Quantum Uncertainty: The Secret Ingredient
We're not really sure what this does, but it's a thing.
Side effects may include:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable giggling
- Mind-expanding flavor sensations