What is Telepathy?
We're glad you asked! Telepathy is not just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo, it's a real thing! It's like, you know, when you're sitting on a bus and you get a thought out of the blue, but it's not really yours? Yeah, that's telepathy. Except, you know, it's not just a thought. It's a full-on, brain-reading, mind-melding thing.
Or, you know, maybe you've had that one friend who always knows exactly what you're thinking. That's telepathy too.
We're like, totally serious about it, though.
What are the benefits of telepathy?
Let's be real, who needs a social life when you can just read minds? Telepathy is like having a superpower, except, you know, without the superpowers. It's just, people just being nice to each other, but with less talking.
No more misunderstandings! No more awkward silences! Just, you know, pure, unadulterated mental clarity! (Except, you know, when you're stuck in a crowded elevator with your aunt. That's still gonna be weird.)
What are the risks of telepathy?
We're not saying it's all sunshine and rainbows, folks. There are risks. Like, have you ever had that one relative at Thanksgiving dinner who just won't stop telling you how much they know about you? Yeah, that's telepathy. Except, you know, without the turkey.
No, seriously, the risks are real. Mental overload. Emotional exhaustion. The occasional telepathic "invasion of privacy." (We're still working on that one, by the way.)