Quantum Telepathy Services: Issues with Psi-Modes

Are you experiencing strange glitches with our Quantum Telepathy Services? We've heard it's not just you.

Here are some known issues with Psi-Modes:

• Mode 1: Random telepathic visions of your neighbor's cat
• Mode 2: Uncontrollable urge to communicate with household appliances
• Mode 3: Inability to focus on anything except the weather
• Mode 4: Spontaneous telepathic transmission of 80s pop culture references

If you're experiencing any of these issues, please try the following:

• Reset your telepathic settings
• Perform the "Psi-Mode Shuffle" (available on our mobile app)
• Visit our FAQ page: /subpages/quantum-telepathy-services/telepathic-support/frequently-asked-questions