Welcome, fellow Quantum Beings, to the most comprehensive repository of Quantum Telepathy Superpowers on the web!
Here, you can discover the most advanced, most powerful, and most utterly useless Quantum Superpowers in the multiverse.
Quantum Communicate with Animals
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Quantum Bake Cookies for a truly transcendent experience.
(Note: Quantum Superpowers not guaranteed. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of surroundings, spontaneous combustion of everything in sight, and spontaneous combustion of your cat. Proceed with caution.
Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use any of these superpowers in a real-world setting, unless you want to attract unwanted attention from SPECTRE or MI6.
Or, you know, just go for it. We won't judge.