Quantum Teleportation FAQ

Q: Is it safe?

Our patented Quantum Teleportation Technology has been thoroughly tested on various household objects, including:

A cat
A toaster
A slightly-used tissue

Risks and Side Effects

Q: How does it work?

Our team of expert physicists have cracked the code to harnessing Quantum Entanglement, allowing us to:

Scan your consciousness into a quantum state
Encode it onto a quantum entangled particle
Teleport it to your destination

Technical Details

Q: Can I still use my frequent flyer miles?

No. You won't be needing those anymore. We'll take care of it for you.

Loyalty Program

Q: Can I bring my pet?