Step 1: Create a Quantum Tunnel using only 3D printing and a toaster.
Step 2: Quantize your Consciousness by staring at a spinning cube for exactly 42 minutes.
Step 3: Attach the Quantum Tunnel to your Body using nothing but a roll of duct tape and a prayer.
Step 4: Quantum Teleportation Safety Rules
Disclaimer: The author of this tutorial is not responsible for any side effects of quantum teleportation.