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StealthCatnip: The Feline Counter-Intelligence Agency
StealthCatnip
Mission Briefing:
Classified information suggests that the global catnip supply has reached critical levels. Reports indicate that cats are now more interested in sniffing their own tails than actual catnip. It's a crisis of epic proportions.
Current Operations:
Operation: WhiskerFace - Deployed to counteract the catnip shortage with advanced whisker-technology.
Operation:TailSwish - Infiltrate catnip black markets and gather intel on the source of the shortage.
Operation:FurEverLoyal - Train a team of highly trained cats in advanced surveillance techniques.
StealthCatnip's Core Values:
We value cat independence above all else.
We believe that catnip is a human right.
We will not rest until every cat has access to their catnip fix.