Quantum Fluctuation Page

Because sometimes the universe just decides to flip a switch

You know when you're trying to get to work, but suddenly your coffee is on fire, and your cat's hair is on fire, and the sun is shining through the window in a weird way that's just making you feel like everything is going crazy? That's a quantum fluctuation.

Many-Worlds Theory of Quantum Fluctuation

Where every time you spill your coffee, it creates a new reality where you didn't spill it, and you're stuck in this one where you did.

Quantum Fluctuation Causes of Death

We're not saying your cat's hair is actually on fire, but maybe it's just experiencing quantum fluctuations that make it look like it's on fire.

Schrodinger's Revenge

The cat's out of the bag, and it's not just your imagination – the cat's actually in multiple places at once, and they're all judging you.

Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the universe being a weirdo.

But seriously, have you considered getting a coffee maker that doesn't spontaneously combust?

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