The Grandfather Paradox

What if a time-traveling cheesemonger went back in time and killed their own grandfather, who was also a cheesemonger?

This creates a paradox where the time-traveling cheesemonger never existed, but their grandfather did exist and had no children, meaning there's no cheesemonger to kill, creating an infinite loop of non-existence

Quantum Time Travel: Because You're Not Done with That Yet

The Schrödinger Paradox

In a quantum superposition of cheeses, the cat is both grated and not grated, but the cheesemonger is neither a cheesemonger nor not a cheesemonger

This creates a paradox where the cheesemonger exists in multiple states simultaneously, but only when no one is looking

Quantum Superposition: Because You Never Know What's Real

The Parmesan Paradox of Infinite Slices

What if a slice of Parmesan was both eaten and not eaten at the same time, but the person who ate it didn't exist because they were never really eating it, but the cheese was still sliced into pieces that didn't exist because it wasn't eaten?

This creates an infinite loop of slicing and unslicing, where the number of slices is always 0, but the cheese exists in multiple dimensions

Quantum Slicing: Because You Can Never Really Have a Slice of Cheese
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