Alternate Realities: Quantum Toilets

Where do you go when you need to take a dump, but the dump is also a wormhole into another dimension?

Here at Quantum Toilets, we've got you covered. Our toilets are not just any ordinary toilets, but portals to alternate realities.

Reality 1: Ancient Egypt

Take a seat and behold the splendor of the pharaohs.

• Egyptian Trenchcoat - A time-traveling toilet seat that also serves as a fashionable accessory.
• Pharaohs and Poop - A historical exploration of ancient Egypt's toilet habits.

Reality 2: Cyberpunk Future

Get ready for some high-tech, high-stakes, high-octane toilet action.

This reality's toilets are equipped with AI-powered toilet paper dispensers, holographic bidets, and robotic plumbing.

• Robotic Plumbing 3000 - The future of toilet maintenance is here.
• Cyberpunk Crap - A look into the seedy underbelly of the future.