The Unavoidable Fate of Quantum Heartbreak
In the vast expanse of quantum probability, heartbreak is an inevitability. Like Schrödinger's cat, your heart is forever trapped in a state of superposition, poised to collapse into despair at any moment.
It's not you, it's us. It's not them, it's the multiverse. The uncertainty principle is a cruel joke, a never-ending cycle of 'maybe' and 'what if.'
You try to hold on, but like a quantum fluctuation, your grasp slips through your fingers, leaving you with only the faintest whisper of what could have been.
"The only constant in life is that nothing is constant." - Quantum Philosopher, 'The Unknowable Unknowing'