Quantum Leaps: Because Coffee is a Quantum Phenomenon

Warning: This is not your average coffee shop. Our quantum coffee machine has a 99% chance of spitting out a decent cup of joe, but only if you're feeling lucky.

Coffee Flavors:

• Quantum Mocha
• Quantum Latte (contains 99.9% caffeine)
• Quantum Cappuccino (may contain random particles of foam)

Side effects of consuming quantum coffee may include:

• Temporary disappearance of all sense of purpose
• Increased likelihood of solving world hunger in 5 dimensions
• Rapid acceleration of time, causing you to forget what day it is

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Support (because you'll need it)

Terms of Service (aka "don't sue us, it's not our fault")