1. Acceptable Use
You may not use the Services for any illegal or unauthorized purpose, including but not limited to:
- Stealing our quantum coffee beans
- Using our quantum coffee machine to contact alternate dimensions
- Creating an army of quantum coffee-fueled robots to take over the world
2. Intellectual Property
All intellectual property rights, including but not limited to trademarks, copyrights, and patents, are owned by Quantum Leaps Inc. or its licensors.
You may not copy, modify, or distribute any of our intellectual property without our express written permission.
3. Disclaimers
Quantum Leaps Inc. makes no warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to any implied warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement.
We are not responsible for any damages or losses that may arise from the use of our Services.
4. Limitation of Liability
In no event shall Quantum Leaps Inc. be liable for any damages or losses that may arise from the use of our Services.
We are not responsible for any claims or demands that may arise from:
- Coffee spills
- Quantum fluctuations
- Unstable dimensional rifts
5. Termination
You may terminate this agreement at any time by ceasing to use the Services.
We may terminate this agreement at any time without notice if you breach any term of this agreement.