The Quantum Quicksand Alarms are not just any ordinary alarm clock. No, no. They're an abomination of modern science, a fusion of quantum entanglement and ancient sand-based alarm technology.
Warning, users, the Quicksand Alarms are not for the faint of heart. They will disorient you, confuse you, and make you question the fabric of space-time.
But don't worry, it's all in the name of Quantum Quicksand Theory research. We're on the bleeding edge of science, and we can't wait to see what conundrums the Quicksand Alarms will pose.
(Note: Side effects of Quicksand Alarm exposure may include, but are not limited to: existential dread, spatial awareness disorders, and an addiction to the soothing sound of sand.
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