Quantum Flavors
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Today's Flavor of the Day: Quantum 9
Our Quantum 9 flavor is a flavor that defies explanation, but somehow manages to taste like a mix of pineapple, chocolate, and regret.
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"I'm pretty sure I tasted a flavor that was from another universe. I think I might have eaten it for 5 minutes too long." - Satisfied Customer
"I don't get it, but it's got 4.5 out of 5 stars on the cosmic review site." - Confused Food Critic