Welcome, leapers! In this section, we'll cover the fundamentals of quantum leap physics. Don't worry if you're not sure what that means; we'll get there eventually.
A quantum leap is, essentially, a really big jump.
But, you see, it's not just any big jump. It's a jump that exists outside the bounds of time and space as we know it. A jump that transcends the mundane and enters the realm of the truly extraordinary.
And, of course, it's got nothing to do with actual physics.
1. A leap can be big or small.
2. A leap can be fast or slow.
3. A leap can be in any direction.
And here's a bunch of other basic rules that don't really apply, but are fun to read.
Quantum physics is, like, really hard.
It's all about waves and particles and stuff.
But don't worry, we won't get into the details. That's what the next section is for.
And that's it for today. If you're still reading this, congratulations! You've leaped into the world of quantum leap physics!