By request, our servers have implemented Evasive Measures, a series of algorithms designed to thwart the prying eyes of our detractors. Or, you know, anyone who might just be curious.
As a precautionary measure, we've added a few... let's call them "delays" to our response times. This should give us ample opportunity to... reevaluate our stance on, say, " transparency".
For your convenience, we've created a few... "educational" resources to help you understand the importance of Evasive Measures:
Learn more about Evasive Measures
Browse our Leaplog, a comprehensive record of our Evasive Measures
And, of course, if you're feeling particularly... inquisitive, you may wish to try our Leap Test to see just how evasive we can be.