Quantum Leap's Privacy Policy (don't @ us)

We don't actually care what you do with your data, but we'll tell you anyway.

When you visit Quantum Leap, we collect your:

• Browser history (because who doesn't love a good browser history)
• Cookie crumbs (we'll never tell anyone you've been eating too many cookies)
• Quantum entanglement signatures (don't ask, it's complicated)

We'll use this information to:

• Send you targeted ads for Quantum Leap merchandise
• Improve our algorithms to predict your next quantum leap
• Maybe, just maybe, figure out how to fix the quantum singularity that is our server

How to Opt Out (if you must)

We're not actually going to do anything with your data, but if you insist on opting out, you can try:

• Submit a form that we'll probably never read
• Burn your browser history to ashes, like a phoenix rising from the flames
• Just ignore us and pretend we're not even here