Discounts for the Brave and the Bold!
Quantum Leapers, gather 'round! We've got discounts for you, and by discounts, we mean the kind that will save you from certain doom in the multiverse.
10% off all quantum-powered jumpers! (Just use code JUMPS10 at checkout.)
Free membership to our Quantum Jumpers Guild for a limited time! (Just be sure to read the fine print, or you might just find yourself stuck in a temporal loop.)
Buy one jumper, get one free! (But only if you use our special quantum entanglement discount code. Ask a staff member for details.)
And, as a special bonus, we'll throw in a free side of quantum probability!