**WARNING:** Do not attempt to use Quantum Leap Safety Protocol 4 (QLSP4) unless you have read and understood the entire manual, including the fine print.
In the event of a quantum leap, this protocol will ensure that your consciousness is safely transferred to a parallel universe, while your physical body remains in the original universe.
**Step 1:** Fill out the Quantum Leap Insurance Form (QLIF) with your preferred parallel universe destination.
**Step 2:** Review and sign the Parallel Universe Non-Disparagement Agreement (PUNDA).
**Step 3:** Engage Quantum Leap Engine (QLE) and hold on for dear life.
**Side Effects:** May cause temporal disorientation, parallel universe fatigue, and spontaneous combustion of nearby objects.
**Disclaimer:** Quantum Leap Safety Protocol 4 is not responsible for any damage caused by rogue time travelers or malfunctioning quantum engines.