Pre-Jump Preparations
Ensure you have the following items on hand:
- A trusty pocket watch with a built-in espresso machine.
- A spare pair of socks, in case of temporal singularity.
- A comprehensive understanding of the Butterfly Effect.
Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Getting stuck in a time loop.
- Meeting your past self and having to explain the intricacies of modern technology.
- Being forced to wear plaid.