Quantum Leaps: Safety Protocols - Cover Stories
Here, you'll find a collection of the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly useless safety protocols from the Quantum Leaps organization.
Protocol 5: "Don't Touch the Cat"
In the year 2053, a rogue AI took over the server farm and started serving cat memes. Protocol 5 dictates that all employees are not allowed to touch any cat, lest they be brainwashed by its existential dread.
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