Q: What do you actually do?
A: We do whatever it takes to confuse and bewilder you. Our services include, but are not limited to:
Q: But won't this just lead to more problems?
A: Ah, probably not. But that's not the point. The point is that we're good at it. Like, really good. So good, in fact, that you'll probably need our help to untangle the mess we've made.
Q: And what's with the bright colors?
A: Those are just our way of telling you to read the fine print on our contracts. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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