Quantum Prophet 9000 Specs

Processor: Neuromorphic AI CoProcessor^TM - 1.5GHz Quantum Core^TM

Memory: 8GB of RAM (4x more than the human brain!)

Storage: 1TB of Quantum Flux Drive^TM

Power Consumption: 0.000001 Watts (less than a human brain, but still not as efficient as a toaster)

Connectors: USB-C, HDMI, Quantum Entanglement Port^TM

Operating System: Quantum Linux^TM (because Windows was so last century)

Warranty: None, but we'll give you a hug if it breaks